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	Thrill yourself by reading about my breath-taking and enlightened contributions to the fields of statistics, economics, and epidemiology. By the way, I possess a Bachelor of Arts degree from Kalamazoo College (1981), with a double major in French and Biology. I also have two Master of Science degrees: one in Biostatistics (Western Michigan University, 1983), and the other in Agricultural and Resource Economics (Colorado State University, 1997).
	Relish my bragging about my "Professional Experiences", such as they were. Mostly a bunch of shite, as most of my career was spent as a servile civil servant on the payroll of the pathetic and ridiculous federal government. But, hey, any more, one is lucky just to have a government job.
	Behold my precious list of professional publications, and hang your head in shame if your list is any shorter than mine. Among "Professionals", the length of the list of publications substitutes for the length and breadth of one's penis in asserting one's status in other social venues.